Rudyard Kipling to Nicholas De Genova
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Columbia teacher calls for 'a million Mogadishus'
 March 28, 2003, 5:05 PM EST

 NEW YORK -- A Columbia University professor told thousands of students and faculty that he would like to see "a million Mogadishus" _ referring to the 1993  ambush in Somalia that killed 18 Americans and  inspired the movie "Black Hawk Down." 

The professor, Nicholas De Genova, also called for the defeat of U.S. forces in Iraq and said, "The only true heroes are those who find ways that help defeat the U.S. military."
http://www.newsday.com/
news/local/wire/ny-bc-ny--professor-mogadis
0328mar28,0,365854.story?coll=ny-ap-regional-wire



Nicholas De Genova certainly has the First Amendment right (protected, incidentally, by the men and women whom he is hoping will be killed by his Iraqi friends) to say this, just as I have the First Amendment right to express my wish that De Genova had been in the World Trade Center on September 11, 2001-- or, even better, on one of the airplanes that Al Qaida crashed into the towers. I will leave it to Rudyard Kipling, however, whose eloquence far exceeds mine, to answer this two-legged piece of garbage.

* A concept opposed by Charles Rangel (D-NY) http://issues2000.org/NY/Charles_Rangel.htm "Opposes More Spending on Armed Forces Personnel"
and also John Conyers (D-MI), another piece of trash that found its way into Congress  http://issues2000.org/MI/John_Conyers.htm "Opposes: More Spending on Armed Forces Personnel"

Tommy
I went into a public-'ouse to get a pint o' beer,
The publican 'e up an' sez, 'We serve no redcoats here.'
The girls be'ind the bar they laughed an' giggled fit to die,
I outs into the street again an' to myself sez I:
O it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' Tommy, go away
But it's 'Thank you, Mister Atkins,' when the band begins to play,
The band begins to play, my boys, the band begins to play,
O it's 'Thank you, Mister Atkins,' when the band begins to play.

I went into a theatre as sober as could be,
They gave a drunk civilian room, but 'adn't none for me:
They sent me to the gallery or round the music-'alls
when it comes to fightin', Lord! they'll shove me in the stalls !
For it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' 'Tommy, wait outside';
But it's 'Special train for Atkins' when the trooper's on the tide,
The troopship's on the tide, my boys, the troopship's on the tide,
O it's 'Special train for Atkins' when the trooper's on the tide.

Yes, makin' mock o' uniforms that guard you while you sleep
Is cheaper than them uniforms, an' they're starvation cheap;
An' hustlin' drunken soldiers when they're goin' large a bit
Is five times better business than paradin' in full kit.
Then it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' 'Tommy, 'ow's yer soul?'
But it's 'Thin red line of 'eroes' when the drums begin to roll,
The drums begin to roll, my boys, the drums begin to roll, 
O it's Thin red line of 'eroes' when the drums begin to roll.

We aren't no thin red' eroes, nor we aren't no blackguards too,
But single men in barricks, most remarkable like you ;
An' if sometimes our conduck isn't all your fancy paints,
Why, single men in barricks don't grow into plaster saints ;
While it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' 'Tommy, fall be'ind,'
But it's 'please to walk in front, sir,' when there's trouble in the wind,
There's trouble in the wind, my boys, there's trouble in the wind,
O it's 'Please to walk in front, sir' when there's trouble in the wind.

You talk of better food for us, an' schools, an' fires an' all: *
We'll wait for extry rations if you treat us rational.
Don't mess about the cook-room slops, but prove it to our face
The Widow's Uniform is not the soldier-man's disgrace.
For it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that an' 'Chuck him out, the brute !'
But it's 'Saviour of 'is country' when the guns begin to shoot;
An' it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' anything you please;
An' Tommy ain't a bloomin' fool - you bet that Tommy sees !