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Defending Western Civilization
Kismet (fortune) cards
|Dar-el-Harb (House of War)
The New Game from the Religion of Peace (Militant "Islam," aka Islamofascism)
Can you make the Dar-el-Harb (non-Islamic world) submit to militant
"Islam?" Move your piece around the board to conquer territories. Build
tents and palaces to make your opponents pay higher tribute when they
land on your properties.
A Ferengi (Frankish, i.e. Christian) female piece
moves around the board randomly. She represents Christian women whom
you capture if your piece lands on her. Roll two dice, multiply by ten,
and collect that amount from each of the other players when you auction
the women off to the harems. Restart the Ferengi woman piece at JIHAD.
- Spahi (Turkish cavalry)
- Bomb-wielding terrorist
- Airplane hijacker
Four Infidel Army pieces. If one moves into the same space as an Islamofascist
piece, the latter must roll a die and retreat that many spaces:
- Israeli Merkava tank
- American helicopter gunship
- Polish Winged Hussar
- Frankish Paladin
Sample Kismet (Fortune) cards
Charles Martel at Tours, flee to any property you own in Asia Minor/ Middle
Michael Lerner, and Noam Chomsky: collect 50 camels
Israeli Defense Forces: retreat to JIHAD but collect no camels.
Al Qaida allies perpetrate 9/11 massacre. Yankee pigs retaliate by burning down
one tent on every property you own. (Palaces are demoted to four tents.)
100 beautiful Christian women, sell them to harems for 100 camels.
Jan Sobieski and Polish Winged Hussars attack your army! Lose 100 camels' worth of coffee and
500 Christian boys and sell them to the Sultan as Janissaries for 100 camels.
and Frankish Paladins stop your Jihad! Retreat six spaces.
move your piece to Constantinople. If no one owns it you may capture it, rename
it Istanbul, and collect 100 camels' worth of loot.
declares Jihad on infidel pigs. Advance five spaces.
Nations resolution on the Middle East: collect 50 camels.
up American peace activist Rachel Corrie to be killed. Gain 20 camels in
men kill several of their own number with celebratory gunfire after terrorists
blow up a Yankee pig embassy. Pay 10 camels to hire more fanatic minions.
promotes you to chief eunuch. Collect 50 camels in perquisites but lose ability
to have children.
- OPEC raises oil prices. Collect 30 camels.
- The Russian general Aleksandr V. Suvorov attacks your army. Pay 75 camels to replace your fallen Janissaries.
- Take hostages, collect 40 camels in ransom.
- United Methodist Church's Council of Bishops sings "Kumbaya" over terrorist activities. Gain 25 camels.
- Oxfam Belgium calls for anti-Israel boycott. Collect 30 camels.
- Infidel pigette Brigitte Bardot publishes A Cry in the Silence. "I am against the Islamization of France. For centuries
our forefathers ... our fathers gave their lives to chase all successive
invaders from France." Lose 20 camels in bad publicity for Islamofascism.
- Don Juan of Austria sinks your navy at Lepanto! Pay 100 camels to replace your ships.
- Yasser Arafat embezzles foreign aid for Palestinians and
uses the money to pay for his wife Suha's Parisian shopping trips. Gain
25 camels in stolen aid money that was meant to help the Palestinian
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