Marphisa, Muslim-American.
She is named after a heroine of the legends of Charlemagne who was
presumably, like her brother Rogero, raised as a Muslim. She had to
flee her own country after her family ordered her to choose between
becoming a suicide bomber and being stoned to death for "adultery."
What she doesn't tell her friends at the American university where she
is now a student is that she also found a genie bottle whose occupant
planned to kill her as soon as she let him out. Upon outwitting and
subduing the treacherous Palestinian genie, she compelled him to give
her his superhuman abilities in return for her freedom.
Buck Sobieski, Catholic-American. Buck Sobieski rides a Buck
Rogers-type rocket sled with four speed settings: Walk, Trot, Gallop,
and Charge. His name is also a play on Sobieskibucks, as in King John
Sobieski's coffee house.
As Assistant Professor of Materials Science Jan Wolodyjowski, he is
proud of telling people how his grandfather fought the Nazis and how
his father marched with Lech Walesa to free Poland from Soviet
oppression. Poland has, like the United States, always stood for freedom.
His proud ancestry goes back much further, though; he is
the descendent of Henryk Sienkiewicz's hero Jerzy Michael Wolodyjowski,
"the Little Knight" who was one of the best swordsmen who ever lived--
and who died while defending the fortress of Kamenets against an
Islamofascist horde. ("The CrUSAders" takes the liberty of assuming
that Colonel Wolodyjowski's wife Basia became pregnant before her
husband was killed.)
Although he lacks superhuman powers, his work with
ultra-strong nanomaterials has enabled him to develop
almost-invulnerable armor. The Polish sabre he inherited from his
renowned ancestor was already designed as one of the finest cutting
instruments on earth and, after having its edge hardened with modern
steel-treating processes, it will cut through practically anything.