Fundamentalist Islamic Studies Program
Islamic
Studies programs like the one at Georgetown University are growing in
popularity. There are also several Islamic Studies programs in Europe
and the Middle East, and we heard that nineteen or so PhD students were
trying to finish their doctoral dissertations a couple of weeks ago
when they were so rudely interrupted by British security forces. Here,
however, is a picture of four students from a Saudi Arabian Islamic Studies program about to finish their PhDs.
We are not familiar with the exact curriculum of the Islamic Studies
program at the Al-Waleed bin Talal Center for Muslim-Christian
Understanding at Georgetown University but we have a good idea of how
the far more militant ones at various madrassas in Eurabia and the
Middle East are structured.

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A group of enthusiastic Islamic Studies students begins its freshman year at an unnamed madrassa in Eurabia.
Freshman Curriculum
Rock Worshipping 103
The student will learn to pray to a sacred black rock
that fell from Heaven long ago, even though modern scientists now
recognize said rock as a piece of space junk that got caught in Earth’s
gravitational field.
The Religion of Peace 104: Slitting Throats and Shattering Skulls
Prerequisite: Rock Worshipping 103. A guest lecture may be given by
Georgetown benefactor Al-Waleed bin Talal or one of his friends along
the lines of “Jihad in Palestine” as described below.
Per the Yale Daily News (http://www.yaledailynews.com/article.asp?AID=31286),
Perhaps Alwaleed’s animus toward the instruments of “Jewish
pressure” explains some of his less-advertised investments — among
them, a $27 million contribution to a Saudi government telethon that
raised more than $100 million for the families of Palestinian suicide
bombers. Both the Middle East Media Research Institute’s Steven
Stalinsky and columnist Diana West have called attention to the
prince’s co-ownership of the Saudi ART TV network that, under
Alwaleed’s watch, aired not only the aforementioned telethon but also
the fundraiser “Jihad in Palestine,” which encouraged Muslims to
triumph over the West through suicide bombings and “slitting of throats
and shattering skulls.”
Excerpt from another guest lecture from Al-Waleed bin Talal’s
homeland, which underscores Muslim-Christian understanding in Saudi
Arabia.
“Muslim Brothers in Palestine, do not have any mercy
neither compassion on the Jews, their blood, their money, their flesh.
Their women are yours to take, legitimately. God made them yours. Why
don’t you enslave their women! Why don’t you wage jihad! Why don’t you
pillage them!”
“People should know that Jews are backed by the Christians, and the
battle that we are going through is not with Jews only, but also with
those who believe that Allah is a third in a Trinity, and those who
said that Jesus is the son of Allah, and Allah is Jesus, the son of
Mary.”
“I am against America until this life ends, until the Day of Judgment;
I am against America even if the stone liquefies. My hatred of America,
if part of it was contained in the universe, it would collapse. She is
the root of all evils, and wickedness on earth. Who else implanted the
tyrants in our land, who else nurtured
oppression?”
—Sheikh Saad Al-Buraik, speaking in Saudi Arabia (May 2002), reported by Arutz-7
Rock Throwing 105
Not to be confused with Rock Worshipping 103. (Needless to say, the
sacred meteorite– excuse us, Black Stone– is not to be thrown.) This
involves throwing rocks at a woman who has been buried up to her neck
until she dies from bleeding and multiple head trauma. How to select
rocks that are not so big that one or two causes death but not so small
that they are merely pebbles. The student will also learn how to throw
rocks at Israeli troops and then dodge into the crowd before being shot
with rubber bullets.
Muslim-Christian Understanding 106: Apes and Swine
This may be taught with official textbooks from Al-Waleed bin Talal’s
homeland. Why Jews and Christians are apes and swine respectively. Why
there are no Jews or Christians in Saudi Arabia.
Women’s Studies 110
Women as chattel property. How to beat your woman properly if she displeases you.
http://www.thisislondon.com/news/articles/13336034?source=Reuters
‘Beat me once a week’ says Iranian woman
22 September 2004
.An Iranian woman, beaten every day by her husband, asked a court to
tell him only to beat her once a week. …”If I do not beat her, she will
not be scared enough to obey me,” the husband said.
Women’s Studies 111
Prerequisite: Women’s Studies 110. Why you are allowed to rape any
woman who goes about with her face uncovered. Why unveiled women are
whores whom any Believer is free to take. How to gang-rape infidel
women and batter their faces to bloody pulps for not wearing veils.
Racist rapes: Finally the truth comes out
By Miranda Devine
July 14 2002
The Sun-Herald
“So now we know the facts, straight from the Supreme Court, that a
group of Lebanese Muslim gang rapists from south-western Sydney hunted
their victims on the basis of their ethnicity and subjected them to
hours of degrading, dehumanising torture. The young women, and girls as
young as 14, were “sluts” and “Aussie pigs”, the rapists said. So now
that some of the perpetrators are in jail, will those people who cried
racism and media “sensationalism” hang their heads in shame? Hardly.”
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5744,4718201%255E7583,00.html
Janet Albrechtsen: Talking race not racism
“The French call it tournantes or “take your turn” – the French term for the pack-rape of white girls by young Muslim men.”
“…A year ago the barbaric French phenomenon looked vaguely relevant.
Now it looks scary and prophetic. When 11 young Muslim men were accused
of pack raping a 14-year-old French girl in a cellar, politicians,
judges and sociologists finally began to expose and explore the terror
of tournantes.”
“… Pack-rape of white girls is an initiation rite of passage for a
small section of young male Muslim youth, said Jean-Jacques Rassial, a
psychotherapist at Villetaneuse University. “Fraternal bonding now
dominates. It is the law of the gang, shorn of any sexual morals,” he
said.”
Sophomore and above
Anatomy 218
Human limbs and how to sever them. The proper way to cut off hands and
feet, or saw off a human head. How to put a rope around a prisoner’s
neck so he/she kicks and struggles for several minutes after being
hoisted into the air by a construction crane.
Agriculture 277
How to turn fertile gardens into deserts. Smashing and looting
greenhouses in Gaza to make sure they won’t produce any food for hungry
Palestinians.
Chemistry 355
Introduction to energetic materials. Trinitrotoluene, dynamite, Semtex, and C4. Improvised explosive devices and roadside bombs.
Chemistry 356
Advanced energetic materials with a focus on peroxide chemistry.
Triacetone peroxide and other energetic materials that will not attract
the attention of airport security systems and bomb-sniffing dogs.
Energetic materials that will not dissolve in water or Gatorade and can
thus be concealed in water or sport drink bottles.
Electronics 402
Cell phones and other electronic devices as improvised detonators.
Avionics 407
Learn how to fly a jumbo passenger jet. Takeoff and landing
instructions are not included but you won’t need them. A prerequisite
for certain PhD dissertation projects.
Combustion Engineering 415
How to overturn cars and set them on fire. How to burn entire infidel neighborhoods in Paris and other major Eurostanian cities.
Jihad 505
How to kill infidel pigs, slit throats, and shatter skulls. Why the
Faithful are free to “take” all unbelieving kafirs “like cattle.”
“If a kafir [non-Muslim] is going into a Muslim country
and he is walking by, he is like a cow. Anyone can take him. That is
the Islamic rule,” Mr. Hamza says. “If Muslims cannot take them, you
know, and sell them in the market, then kill them. It’s OK.”
–”Inside a Major Mosque in London, Extremism Shows its Tenacity,” Wall Street Journal, August 15 2005
Theology 512: Seventy-two Virgins: Martyrdom, Allah, and You.
This is followed by a dissertation in which the student combines his
Islamic studies into a proper culmination. The student need not turn in
a written report although it is expected that the world’s newspapers
will do so. An audible report, such as a subway system or bridge
collapsing, also is acceptable.
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