Georgetown University, the proud host of the International Solidarity Movement’s anti-Israel hatefest in February, just advertised a job opening for “Assistant Professor of Islamic Studies and Muslim-Christian Relations” at the Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal Center for Muslim-Christian Understanding. This is a genuine job advertisment and not a joke, by the way.

The Edmund A. Walsh School of Foreign Service and the Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal Center for Muslim-Christian Understanding at Georgetown University invite applications for a tenure-track assistant professorship in Islamic Studies and Muslim-Christian Relations.

We found a perfect applicant for this position, and we are confident that his appointment to this position will please Georgetown University’s Saudi Arabian benefactor immensely.

Applicant: Marwan Barghouti

Cover Letter:

Allahu akbar! It is my honor and privilege to apply for the position of Assistant Professor of Islamic Studies and Muslim-Christian Relations at Georgetown University. I am confident that my previous experience makes me the ideal candidate for teaching [strikethrough] infidel pigs [/strikethrough] Georgetown University’s predominantly-Catholic students the true nature of Islam as it should be practiced, and their [strikethrough] proper place as dhimmis in the Islamic States of North America [/strikethrough] friendly relations with the unoffending Religion of Peace.

As you can see from this picture, I am a very well-traveled individual. This is me (the fellow on the left) during a visit to Europe.

I am a personal friend of the most esteemed Prince Al-Waleed bin Talal, and I helped him with “Dialing for Martyrs,” his telethon to raise money for the families of Palestinian [strikethrough] suicide bombers [/strikethrough] freedom advocates who came to unfortunate ends while agitating for Palestinian freedom. Per the Yale Daily News,

Perhaps Alwaleed’s animus toward the instruments of “Jewish pressure” explains some of his less-advertised investments — among them, a $27 million contribution to a Saudi government telethon that raised more than $100 million for the families of Palestinian suicide bombers. Both the Middle East Media Research Institute’s Steven Stalinsky and columnist Diana West have called attention to the prince’s co-ownership of the Saudi ART TV network that, under Alwaleed’s watch, aired not only the aforementioned telethon but also the fundraiser “Jihad in Palestine,” which encouraged Muslims to triumph over the West through suicide bombings and “slitting of throats and shattering skulls.”

I sincerely hope that you won’t get the wrong impression from “slitting of throats and shattering skulls,” which perhaps was translated a bit unfortunately wrong from my friend Al Waleed bin Talal’s television program. What he really meant was more along the lines of what my own professor and research group meant when we presented the following research posters at a recent conference:

Here is a foretaste of what you can expect from me when I am appointed to the position in question:

“Muslim Brothers in Palestine, do not have any mercy neither compassion on the Jews, their blood, their money, their flesh. Their women are yours to take, legitimately. God made them yours. Why don’t you enslave their women! Why don’t you wage jihad! Why don’t you pillage them!”
“People should know that Jews are backed by the Christians, and the battle that we are going through is not with Jews only, but also with those who believe that Allah is a third in a Trinity, and those who said that Jesus is the son of Allah, and Allah is Jesus, the son of Mary.”
“I am against America until this life ends, until the Day of Judgment; I am against America even if the stone liquefies. My hatred of America, if part of it was contained in the universe, it would collapse. She is the root of all evils, and wickedness on earth. Who else implanted the tyrants in our land, who else nurtured
oppression?”
—Sheikh Saad Al-Buraik, speaking in Saudi Arabia (May 2002), reported by Arutz-7

I am proud and honored to say that my countryman Sheikh Saad Al-Buraik has agreed to be a professional reference for me. Meanwhile, my knowledge of the Holy Koran more than qualifies me to teach Muslim-Christian understanding at your fine university:

“O believers! take not the Jews or Christians as friends. They are but one another’s friends. If any one of you taketh them for his friends, he is surely one of them! God will not guide the evil doers.”
The Koran, Ivy Books edition, pp. 65-67, Sura of “The Table”

Resume

Current Position: Saudi Ministry of Education. My responsibilities include writing official textbooks that define Jews and Christians as apes and swine respectively. Here are some examples of my work: this should give you an idea of what should be taught at the Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal Center for Muslim-Christian Understanding at Georgetown University:

FIRST GRADE

” Every religion other than Islam is false.”

“Fill in the blanks with the appropriate words (Islam, hellfire): Every religion other than ______________ is false. Whoever dies outside of Islam enters ____________.”

EIGHTH GRADE

“As cited in Ibn Abbas: The apes are Jews, the people of the Sabbath; while the swine are the Christians, the infidels of the communion of Jesus.”

“Some of the people of the Sabbath were punished by being turned into apes and swine. Some of them were made to worship the devil, and not God, through consecration, sacrifice, prayer, appeals for help, and other types of worship. Some of the Jews worship the devil. Likewise, some members of this nation worship the devil, and not God.”

TENTH GRADE

The 10th-grade text on jurisprudence teaches that life for non-Muslims (as well as women, and, by implication, slaves) is worth a fraction of that of a “free Muslim male.” Blood money is retribution paid to the victim or the victim’s heirs for murder or injury:

“Blood money for a free infidel. [Its quantity] is half of the blood money for a male Muslim, whether or not he is ‘of the book’ or not ‘of the book’ (such as a pagan, Zoroastrian, etc.).

“Blood money for a woman: Half of the blood money for a man, in accordance with his religion. The blood money for a Muslim woman is half of the blood money for a male Muslim, and the blood money for an infidel woman is half of the blood money for a male infidel.”

Needless to say, Georgetown University’s infidel kafir pigs must be taught that Catholics are idol-worshipping kafirs who must be put in their proper places as dhimmis. The Jesus idols that are often worn by Catholics, as well as the stained glass windows in their infidel churches, must all be smashed as graven images and their filthy New Testaments must be burned as they are in my home country. My friend Al-Waleed bin Talal was proud to say in an interview that there are no Christians in Saudi Arabia, and his Muslim-Christian understanding is that he is going to keep it that way.

I am furthermore a regular contributor to the Saudi-based Web site Al-Minbar, which tells the absolute truth about Muslim-Christian Relations. You should really read this Web site so you and everybody else at Georgetown University can know what my good friend Al-Waleed bin Talal and our fellow Saudis really think of you Christians.

Christianity, “a Deviant Belief” by ‘Abdul-Muhsin al-Qadhee (source at AlMinbar.com)
Christianity gives birth to all superstitions and deviations. Deviations, which Allah mentioned His Book. He says which translates as: “They have certainly disbelieved those who say, Allah is the messiah, the son of Mary, while the messiah had said:” O Children of Israel worship Allah, my Lord and your Lord indeed he who associates others with Allah, Allah has forbidden him paradise, and his refuge is the fire and there are not for the wrong doers any helpers”(Al-Ma’idah: 72).

…Brothers in religion and faith, this is the situation of Christianity and Muslims have lived with it - periods of enmity throughout the history. From the time Islam started, Christians initiated war against Islam and the Muslims.

Valentine’s Day – Its Reality and Ruling” by Mustafaa Aitiem (source at AlMinbar.com)

O Muslims! It is no secret that the Jews and Christians conspire against the Muslim ummah in order to destroy their morals and principles. They spend their valuable time, sacrifice their wealth, lay out elaborate plans and fully utilise all their resources in order to accomplish this. I swear by Allaah they have hit their target and wounded us deeply.

This is in fact what Al-Minbar says about the religious beliefs of most Georgetown University students, alumni, and faculty members:

Christianity gives birth to all superstitions and deviations. Deviations, which Allah mentioned His Book. He says which translates as: “They have certainly disbelieved those who say, Allah is the messiah, the son of Mary, while the messiah had said:” O Children of Israel worship Allah, my Lord and your Lord indeed he who associates others with Allah, Allah has forbidden him paradise, and his refuge is the fire and there are not for the wrong doers any helpers”(Al-Ma’idah:72 ).

These are some of the corrupt beliefs of these people, and the Qur’an answers and refutes their corrupt beliefs, calling them disbelievers while some Muslims refrain and abstain from calling them that.

Christianity became a myth that attacked the Prophecy of Issa the son of Maryam Alaihi Sallam, changed it, and made its day-night and its peace-distress. They made unity association in the belief of the trinity, regressed, deteriorated humankind, and made his concern and his motives attached to communion and blind puzzling beliefs.

Previous Positions

2000-2003: Saudi Arabian religious judge in Al-Waleed bin Talal’s home country. Responsibilities included applying Sharia (strict Islamic law) in matters such as sentencing thieves to amputation of their hands. I was also responsible for awarding “blood money” compensation by ensuring that women and Christians were valued as half-human in accordance with Saudi Arabian law. In several cases, I reinforced Saudi Arabia’s definition of Hindus as subhuman by awarding 3333 riyals for the deaths of Hindu women while a Muslim male would be valued at 100,000.

In my capacity as a Saudi religious judge, I personally gave a Saudi teacher 150 of the 750 lashes to which he had been sentenced for “mocking religion” by praising Jews and teaching his students about the Christian Bible. I would have given him more but I suppose I am out of shape so I had to let a couple of younger men take over the whipping when my arm gave out.

My responsibilities also included sentencing women to be stoned to death for adultery and making sure the stones were neither too large nor too small, so as to prolong the victims’ suffering for as long as possible.

1996-2000: Saudi Arabian religious policeman. My responsibilities included beating women who did not keep their faces properly covered and explaining that a woman with an uncovered face is public property, a whore whom any man is free to take as he pleases. This is certainly something that the [strikethrough] whores with uncovered faces [/strikethrough] Georgetown University coeds ought to understand. One of my proudest achievements was driving schoolgirls who were not properly veiled back into their burning school to die in the flames, thus preserving their modesty. I was in fact one of the three religious policemen described below.

Saudi Arabia’s religious police stopped schoolgirls from leaving a blazing building because they were not wearing correct Islamic dress, according to Saudi newspapers.
…One witness said he saw three policemen “beating young girls to prevent them from leaving the school because they were not wearing the abaya”.
The Saudi Gazette quoted witnesses as saying that the police - known as the Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice - had stopped men who tried to help the girls and warned “it is a sinful to approach them”.
The father of one of the dead girls said that the school watchman even refused to open the gates to let the girls out.

Community Service Activities:

I participated in “Dialing for Martyrs,” a telethon to raise money for Palestinian suicide bombers that was run by your most generous benefactor Al Waleed bin Talal himself.

Questions about Georgetown University policies
May I assume that any black-skinned person I see at Georgetown University is a slave whom I may purchase from his or her owner?

Saudi sheik: ‘Slavery is a part of Islam’
Leading government cleric, author of country’s religious curriculum
Posted: November 10, 2003
5:00 p.m. Eastern © 2003 WorldNetDaily.com (click for complete article)

A leading Saudi government cleric and author of the country’s religious curriculum believes Islam advocates slavery.

“Slavery is a part of Islam,” says Sheik Saleh Al-Fawzan, according to the independent Saudi Information Agency, or SIA.

Also, can I assume that I am free to have sex with any woman whose face is uncovered, even if I must take her by force? If I cannot take her by force, can I buy her from her father to use as I please as is the custom in my home country? What is the age at which a woman’s father can sell her in the United States? Can I buy a twelve-year-old girl for my sexual enjoyment as I can in Saudi Arabia?

Publications
“Catholics are idol-worshipping kafir pigs whose throats should be slit and whose skulls should be shattered”
“Hitler was Right About the Jews: Zyklon B is the Solution”
“Why Jesus (Peace Be Upon Him)-Worshipping Pigs Deserve Enslavement as Dhimmis”
“All Jesuits Should Be Hanged”
“Hindus: Two-Legged Domestic Animals at Best”
“Making Your Country Christian-Free” (coauthored with Georgetown University’s most generous donor Al-Waleed bin Talal)
“Democracy = Satanism and the work of the Devil,” cited the following item:

“…when three Saudi men– Ali al-Dumaini, Matruk al-Falih and Abdullah al-Hamid– sought to circulate a petition merely calling for a constitutional monarchy, they are given prison sentences of six to nine years.” –”Selling America,” Wall Street Journal, 11/11/05, page A16

Professional References:

(1) [strikethrough] Abu Musab al-Zarqawi [/strikethrough]
(2) Osama bin Laden (whereabouts currently unknown)
(3) Sheikh Saad Al-Buraik (see above)
(4) Sheikh Saleh Al-Fawzan (see above)